“Ay, don’t worry. You always work yourself up over nothing. Live loudly, who cares.”
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This woman, who wasn’t local, wasn’t new to pani puri. She didn’t even have to taste all the flavours to know which ones she wanted.
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“The court is now in session. So, let me get this right; you killed a dra…” “Smote, your lordship.”
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Slowly, Daddy (my husband) gains consciousness and wonders why I’ve woken him up.
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When my work bestie, Aleister McMegadeth or Ally as he is known at our Applebee’s, invited me to his concert, I didn’t expect so much ummmm.






