“The court is now in session. So, let me get this right; you killed a dra…” “Smote, your lordship.”
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Slowly, Daddy (my husband) gains consciousness and wonders why I’ve woken him up.
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When my work bestie, Aleister McMegadeth or Ally as he is known at our Applebee’s, invited me to his concert, I didn’t expect so much ummmm.
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Yes, it’s true that the two monkeys who’ve been arrested for dealing drugs, Munni and Hamid, were living under my roof but let me assure you that I had no idea what they were up to.
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Deepthi Arun Kumar — Excerpt: We admit, / doctors are gross, / inventive but disgusting. / We’d have it no other way.
