Mike Nagel — Excerpt: “Would a red panda make a good pet?” I ask Google two or three times a year.
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Arpita Bhawal — Excerpt: I’m not giving you any money to visit that shrew!
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Sumitra Singam — Excerpt: Dear Sir (there’s no way you’re a Madam), I write to express my extreme discontentment with your product.
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Enit’ayanfe Ayosojumi Akinsanya — Excerpt: The salt cup fell from my hand. Tope Alabi flew away from my mouth. I almost burnt my eggs.
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Tim Frank — Excerpt: I’d spent all my savings for this visit and now I looked like a malicious goblin.
