Arpita Bhawal — Excerpt: I’m not giving you any money to visit that shrew!
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To the Manufacturer of the Tinder-Arsehole Detector (TAD)™
Sumitra Singam — Excerpt: Dear Sir (there’s no way you’re a Madam), I write to express my extreme discontentment with your product.
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The Emergency Case at No. 24, Dolamu Street
Enit’ayanfe Ayosojumi Akinsanya — Excerpt: The salt cup fell from my hand. Tope Alabi flew away from my mouth. I almost burnt my eggs.
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The Wrong Tooth
Tim Frank — Excerpt: I’d spent all my savings for this visit and now I looked like a malicious goblin.
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All Things Considered
Johnny Roach — Excerpt: I decided it was time to stop wallowing and start getting my revenge body, as they say.