MJ Huntsgood — Excerpt: If you’re tender-hearted like me, I highly recommend Reddit. They give gentle, soul-crushing reviews.
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Catherine Rossi — Excerpt: I was exactly like George when he bought a big salad for Elaine then became irate when Elaine thanked someone else.
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Mike Nagel — Excerpt: “Would a red panda make a good pet?” I ask Google two or three times a year.
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Arpita Bhawal — Excerpt: I’m not giving you any money to visit that shrew!
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Sumitra Singam — Excerpt: Dear Sir (there’s no way you’re a Madam), I write to express my extreme discontentment with your product.
